So uh, You one day found a random thing, you touch it and uhh it turns into you
| Move key + name | Move | DMG | Cooldown |
| PAUNCH (LMB) | Paunch, doing your account age (in days) | The days of your acc | 2 seconds |
| box throw (E) | Get a box outta nowhere and throw it at the enemy | Days of your acc x 2 | 5 seconds |
| Bombs? (R) | Throw a bomb at the nearest enemy | Pure 1000 | 20 seconds |
| BUMPER KARZ (F) | Your whole team gets bumper kars and whenever you hit a enemy it plays BUMPA KARS | 100 (per ram) | 60 seconds |
| CUSTOM TAUNT! (T) | enter a audio ID at the bottom right, that ID will be played | 0 | NONE |
Upgrades[]
None. (decrease cooldowns)
You're. (decrease cooldowns)
Perfect. (decrease cooldowns)